how to apply moisturiser on ur back

having veri bad sunburn on ur back? but cant reach ur back cuz u'r too inflexible? no gf to help u with it? part time gf not available (cuz, well, she's oni on a part time basis)? don wanna ask ur roomie to help u cuz u both will look so gay?? try these ways:

method 1 - if u happen to be frm e hockey team (hockey ppl are inflexible, i generalise), wrap one end of e hockey stick with tissue paper. dip e tissue into moisturiser. using e hockey stick to "lengthen" ur arm, reach for e sunburnt parts on ur back n apply moisturiser. if u do not possess a hockey stick... juz use any stick lahz! duhz.

method 2 - soak towel with moisturiser. stretch towel out with both hands. apply moisturiser on ur back using e "洗刷刷" action.

method 3 - spread moisturiser evenly on e floor. roll on e moisturiser-rich floor several times to obtain an even spread of moisturiser on ur back.

e 1st 2 methods are "invented" by me. tho method 3 might give a more even finish, but it'll be a chore to clean up e mess afterwards. whereas for method 1 u juz needa dispose of e tissue, n for method 2 u juz needa dump e towel into e washer. so i tink my methods are still e best. haha~

i cant stand myself stimes.. LOL~