tis proves as evidence

male friend: so u goin to spank him for tt?

female friend: im not so kinky wor, but i can help u hint ur future wife

male friend: i dun like spanking. mayb can try nurse uniform

male friend: and i wanna b cuddled afterwards, pls communicate this to her too

female friend: omg, i better record tis down in case ur future wife tinks im so perverse i take note of ur foreplay preference


-_-

LOLOLOLOL~

u noe sporeans are realli affluent when....

everyday u see at least 2 ppl carrying LV's Neverful MM handbag on e streets, even more on wkends.

n it's..... a new arrival? right? donno. oni noe tat it costs abt S$1k.

im quite in love with kate spade's bags recently. but they'r either too small, too big, too loud, or has inconvenient handles.

e search for qian's perfect bag continues....

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chun baby took tis pic for zen...

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LoLoLoLoL~

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guess wat? tis post was written on 6/6/07. wahahaha~

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paisey abit lagged in posting recent happenings, been too engrossed in playing silly computer games. hehe~

6 is the number

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

yester was the day u made me cry

u suck. big time.

cosying up with e auditoresses

(overdue post)

see how quaint tis shop @ plaza sing level 3 is~

looks like an antique furniture shop right??

but it's actually a cafe!!

it's like a taitai-ish high tea place. with pretty furniture/utensils n food served prettily.

they even have an exquisite $200 bell for u to ring for service!

everything there is for sale, u can sweep e lovely items off to ur hse if u like, but they will cost u quite abit (e bench we sat on costs $3k).

tats wat i mean by pretty utensils: my cute cuppa rose tea, with not much rose taste tho.

i ordered prawn aglio olio pasta, v nice. or mayb tats cuz i was real hungry at tat time. haha~

ting's latte and duck meat paste, which is tasty too. e duck meat pasta was special, not e usual oh-so-boring kinda pasta flavour.

e early birdies auditoresses.

we 3 sat on one side of e table, while waiting for e other 2 to fill up e opposite side of e table. n we bluffed e waiter say we'r speed-dating, he actually believed us! LOL~

e late-birdies. one's late cuz of overnite gaming, e other's late cuz of tuition. oh well~

here comes wat i tink shd be e highlight of e cafe....

high tea desserts!

tats 3 tiny pieces of scones in antiquated china. not yummy.

assorted choc cakes on eye-pleasing-but-impractical set up. not yummy too, i can name so many other places tat serves much better choc cakes.

choc brownie topped with vanilla ice cream. appears real appetising, but i tink e oni appetite-satisfying abt tis dish is e nuts. -_-

so overall, their desserts are not up to expectations. conclusion is tat tea cosy is oni gd for their pasta, which is an irony cuz it's supposed 2b a high tea place. haha~

but e auditoresses enjoyed e taitai-ish chit chat! hehe~

cant wait for sex!

okay, i noe im abit slow on tis, but....

IT'S COMING!!~ (pun intended for e sake of SEX AND THE CITY. lol~)

im watching e 5th n 6th season of SATC (again) right nw, n it's making me v excited abt e movie!

it's SATC tat made me fall in love with new york, it's SATC tat made me chose to go Morey's Piers for my WAT USA, blahblah~

till then, May 2008 !!~

locket of blog posts

how i wish blogger can launch a new feature tat allows bloggers to lock certain posts up.

but alas, blogger oni allows lock ALL or lock NONE - either lock up e whole blog, or not. duhz~

mayb i shd lock ALL instead. so dont be too surprised if tis blog is locked e nx time u visit. access will be given out to those i deemed fit.

mayb, juz mayb lorz.

shift BACK

irritable man: my sister's husband will be gg for reservist, so my sis is gg to shift down.
girl: *scratch head* u mean shift BACK to ur hse? your sis doesnt live upstairs from u..
irritable man: shift DOWN
girl: shift BACK
old man: *irritated* i still tink it's shift DOWN.

readers, DOWN or BACK??

BACK right???????

wth~

today is a good day cuz....

I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST!!!!!~

i passed i passed i passed!!!


I PASSED ON MY FIRST ATTEMPT!!!!~

MUAHAHAHAHAHA~

I LOVE THE WORLD!!~

nv felt so high n excited b4, not even when i've got my 'O's and 'A's. wahahahaha~

YAY!!~

*poutpoutpoutpoutpout*

why do other girlfriends have tiffany/dior/coach/gucci/LV but i have none......???

bah~

show u a gross picture....

of my inflamed cuticle, pus inclusive.










*not for the faint-hearted*











TADAH!!!

omg i have a gross finger~~~~~

-_-

anyways it finally fully recovered yester.

u noe mums always say not to bite ur cuticles/fingernails? LISTEN TO HER.

LoL~

im back!

hmm?....dearie....*grind teeth*....dearie wat time isit?....hmm?...*grind*....dearie....*elbow*....


-_-

nv try to bite off your cuticles

i did it for e first time in my life last fri, n tat bitten area swelled n hurts till now.

today for e 1st time, i confirmed tat there realli is pus in e inflamed area. gross~

nv gonna bite my cuticles ever again.

-_-

prison break, break prison

(tis post is actually written 6mths ago)

e 1st time i saw wentworth miller all over my client's desk, i wondered wats so great abt him. he's not e brad pitt oh-so-gorgeous type lehz, i feel.

but after watching a few episodes of prison break, i can see why he's yummylicious.

e smoldering eyes, mysterious look, u-can-count-on-me feel, intelligent persona, blahblah~ it's his whole package tat scored pts, in my opinion.

but e massive tattoo tat he's sporting in e show as Michael Scoffield.... personally i dont find it sexy. totally not. -_-

but i muz say tats a truly smart way of breaking out. but luck seemed to aid his breakout plan quite abit too.

there's tis super villain in e show, T-Bag, he's like...

such a convincing murder n rape convict, absolutely look like a malicious con lorz.

i get e creeps everytime T-Bag calls Michael Scoffield 'Pretty'. *shivers* haha~

Michael Scoffield has a cellmate named Sucre. i tink Sucre bears an uncanny resemblance to e Puerto Rican Ariel from Morey's Piers.

hor hor??

oooohhh i wanna mention e female doctor in Fox River State Penitentiary (wat a cool name, as compared to Changi Prison) !

i love her hair colour! n she has tis really pleasant face.

v kinky lehz, inmate-doctor romance. forbidden n thus exciting. woohoo~

they look gd tog, dont they?? hehe~

are inmates all tat muscular in reality?? cuz those inmates in prisonbreak are all muscle-men man. then again, they have nth to do in their cell besides weightlifting. haha~

serving time in penitentiary appears to be v dangerous, e inmates juz stab n kill each other as pastime lidat lor.

after watching im so grateful tat im a law-abiding citizen, cuz i dont wanna die in prison. haha~

anyways, i finally finished season 1 & 2 after eons. tink season 1 is better cuz of e execution of e ingenuous break out plan. season 2 is simply rambling lorz.

wld prefer Grey's Anatomy or CSI tho.