The Casanova?

i was on e same job as tis notorious young manager in Jan, who is (in)famed to be a super buaya (ie. girl chaser) despite being married, plus he throws more shit down to e younger ones than they can handle.

let's call him De Bong.

De Bong was surprisingly soft-spoken, n he din throw as much shit down to me as i expected. but he did talk alot of crap with us, mostly on girl chasing tactics "that will definitely work".

in e Chapter of How To Make A Guy Fall For You:
De Bong advised tat girls must have long silky hair, n shampoo hair with e thickest n strongest-scented shampoo she can find. then go near enough so tat e guy can be besotted with e scent of her hair. it'll be best if she flips her hair in an attractive manner.

in e Chapter of How To Test If The Girl Likes You:
De Bong would ask e girl if she's tired, n then give her a neck massage w/o giving her a chance to say no. if she doesnt flinch at e "kind" gesture, she likes u.

in e Chapter of What To Do To Impress Her On First Dates:
De Bong thinks it's best to bring her to a quiet beach at night, n play e guitar for her, sing her a song u composed specially for her.
alternatively, if u live in a condo like De Bong, with a swimming pool tat plays soft music at night, bring her there and do a slow romantic dance with her.

How to Intensify The Passion:
Take her out on a spin (okay but 1stly u must own a car). Sit the girl on your lap at e driver's seat and make her control the steering wheel while u control e gear and pedals. oh but De Bong gently reminded guys not to try this at a road with heavy traffic.

What Qian Thinks:
De Bong watched too much tv. cant help but keep rolling my eyes when he said those. duhz.