SO. on tuesday 20 Jul 2010 820am, i was at point A ready to cross e fateful road from my house to boon lay mrt station. same standard route taken everyday..
as tis road is usually car-less, i (purple crowned circle) simply looked right n left then crossed. my 10yrs of crossing tis road, nv waited for e traffic lights b4 cuz e green man always take forever to show his face.
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n i garang! i overtook all e crowd n became e 1st to cross e road b4 e red traffic light came on!
hence, i was e first to reach e other end of e road, all happy n not knowing tat there's a green circled poo looming right in front.
"pls show me ur ic."
tats it, i noe im done for. my 1st criminal record.
"e reason why im stopping u, is tat jaywalking is dangerous, it is an offence... yakyakyak."
n tis part honestly i cant hear clearly...
"u will..... receive.... 2wks.... fine .... $20 ..."
i tink he said $20, cant be sure n i was feeling too ego n prideful to ask him. but after tat i cfmed w sabbie (whose bf oso kena fined for jaywalking recently) tat it is $20. wtffff TPs are so gian of my frigging $20!!
e green circled poo is not in plain clothes, actually. he's in full TP uniform. but hey, who looks right in front when they'r crossing e road?? n hor, im nt e only dumbass, there are 4 other purple dumbass right behind me who also got caught hor.
bah. fuck lah. sibeh suay tis wk.
tis mon i tot i lost my house keys, e whole chan family was frantically searching for my keys at home, only to realise tat e keys are in bimbo chan's (me) bag all along. ahahahaha.
therefore, in view of all e recent suayness n hw qiao it is tat there's 8mil toto tis fri, im confident tat i will be e sole winner of e 8mil.
whoever reads tis, i treat u ice lemon tea w my 8mil winnings lah. dont say dont have hor. (limited to 1st 50 claimants)
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