LC humour

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there's been considerable debate over whether non-LC ppl will get our humour. read these convos tat made me go 乐毛 in office on a daily basis n let me noe if u 乐毛ed too!

乐毛 - Laugh My Ass Off aka LMAO
乐摇 - Laugh Your Ass Off aka LYAO
若飞 - Roll On Floor Laughing aka ROFL
飞毛 - Fuck My Life aka FML

ahahahaha lame~~~

anon: siann, seems like everyone cant make it on time for timbre
me…: wah then how? If nobody reaches at 7pm then e table will be gone.
anon: im not gonna look like one loser there choping 14 seats. fuck, do I look like a huge packet of tissue paper??

AHAHAHAHAHA.

(fyi, paper chasers in raffles place use tissue papers to chope seats during lunchtime)

me: u go do survey, see if ppl say u'r weirdo
me: but pls dont ask ur bf, cuz i tink he's blind
me: AHAHAHAHA.
sab: -_____________________-
sab: u know wat, i think u'r a 远王 retard
me: wtf is yuan wang
me: HOR!!
me: FAR-KING!
me: OMFG I NOE U!! WE CONNECT!! WAHAHAHAHA.
sab: AHAHAHAHAHA. im amazed.
me: omg nw i wanna do e ET connect pointing index fingers shit w u

farking retards.

team lead: zi dong abit ah, The Storm worked veri late for 2 nights leow, so mood prob not v gd...
me...........: alrightys, i get u
me...........: *auto mode*
team lead: cover yourself abit
me...........: *puts on bullet-proof raincoat*

LOLs.

ttg: u are an airhead too, just less of one compared to jennie
me: ahehehe
me: airheads unite show our might!
me: earth! fire! water!
me: errrr
me: wood! metal!
ttg: WTF u think captain planet
ttg: if airheads unite, u shd shout out DB things, not those!
me: diamonds! bags! dresses! louboutins!
me: LOL hilarious, fucking airheads

DB stands for Dumb Blondes. my kakis in LC somehow all have e same hair colour, ie. blond. lols.

me: yest i painted my own nails... sapphire blue
ttg: its a dark colour yea? ur normal colour...
me: yeah cuz malays usually more suited to dark nail colours
me: selamat hari raya
ttg: hahhaha y nv do greeeeen
me: ehhh lidat i will bite my own fingers when im eatin ketupat over e wkend
ttg: LOLSSSS
ttg: so how did u celebrate hari raya on fri? lol
me: hmm thu i alr celebrated one round by mj-ing w lionel n co... then fri i went mellben n ordered mongolian pork ribs...

im sorta known as fatimah in LC cuz everyone's juz shocked by how naturally tanned my skin colour is.... im not proud of tat, but i've learned to accept e fact. heh.

moley......: tmr lunch let's go eat burger king..
yuanwang: wah fast food, FATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
moley......: u can do with some, else wind blow blow u away
yuanwang: no lorsss, it's all congregated at the belly and the butt
yuanwang: so when i sit down u tot i look un-fat
yuanwang: truth is im damn fat. imma triangle man.
moley......: eh.. triangle is a shape.. u're in shape =p
yuanwang: den lidat circle also in shape mans.
yuanwang: IM FOREVER IN SHAPE! HAHAHAHAHAHHA

seriously i tink yuanwang is neither a triangle nor circle nor tranny. ahahahaha.

okies tats all for nw. so, u wanna join us Ledger Controllers? we'r (mostly) a fun bunch! hehe.
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