the ATs seriously cmi!!

the horror i went through in my SG-BKK Jetstar flight...

(1) i knew there will be trouble once i saw a group of AT tourists in the waiting area of my 3K 515 flight to BKK at Changi Airport. true enough, the ATs acted up as early as when boarding the plane.

the broadcast said rows 30-40 to board, but the ATs just rushed to the front of the line and wanted to board the plane. they got stopped by the non-chinese flight attendant, who told them in english its not their turn yet. obviously the ATs didnt understand, and insisted on boarding, and blocked every other passengers' way.

the ATs' tour guide repeated to the ATs in chinese again, to stand back and wait till it is their turn to board the plane. apparently the ATs didnt understand chinese either, and continued to block the way in a bid to board the plane. wah seriously already buey tahan.

(2) the ATs finally boarded the plane, then our turn to board. once we were inside the plane we saw that the ATs were taking their own sweet time to store away their many many handcarries in the overhead compartments, and thus causing a human jam on the aisle.

i swear i heard the Singaporean stranger behind me say out loud "omg they are really a bunch of idiots!!". wahahahaha i was super amused by him~

(3) then we heard the ATs' tour guide screamed to them, asking them to sit as they were assigned. ATs didnt. and they didnt disappoint me by occupying our seats as well.

i have to admit i was secretly happy that they occupied our seats, cuz that gave me the perfect reason to walk up to them and said in a polite tone but rude face "these are our seats". they had the guts to ask me if both are mine or just one seat, in a rude way, but of course.

(3) one male AT was left in my row, taking the window seat. me in the centre beside the AT, ah yaa by the aisle. even before the plane took off, male AT kept walking in and out of his seat to talk to his AT friends sitting at the back. he didnt bother saying excuse me before he walked in and out, just went ahead and squeezed his disgusting ass across infront of me WTF.

and it doesnt help that my very "kind" travelmate sitting right behind me kept making yellow in/out funny jokes at me in chinese. my "kind" travelmate heng, she got a well-mannered Singaporean stranger sit beside her, so honestly she should just quietly empathise with me. argh~

anyways, after a couple times of the AT walking in and out, i buey tahan-ed and demanded him to stop. he stopped, thank goodness.

(4) there were some empty rows infront of me and ah yaa, so we asked the cute angmoh steward with Brit accent if we can sit there instead (and be away from the AT). the cute steward cutely rejected us and said those are emergency exit seats, need to pay extra to enjoy the extra legroom there. we were disappointed but okay, we stayed put in our predicament. sigh~ the cute steward was our only consolation from the flight though.

but! my AT's friends from the back of the plane crawled to those roomy seats infront and sat their fat asses down comfortably without asking, only to be politely chased away shortly after by the steward who also provided them with the reason in chinese.

u think those ATs would understand and stayed away, but no! those fat-assed ATs went back to those seats again once the steward walked off, only to be chased away by ANOTHER steward. how dumb can they be?? they are just not gonna let u sit there, dont u idiots get it???

(5) it seriously doesnt help that this fateful flight is very much delayed due to the Air Show, we were stuck in the plane at Changi for an hour before finally taking off. which means an hour is added to my torture.

after take off, my AT took out a bag of *gasp* MELON SEEDS and started crunching and munching on them on the plane!!!

WTF seriously the ATs' slap-o-meter got higher and higher with every melon seed that he crunched. to make it worse, i think i felt his saliva rained on me with each crunch. seriously do normal people spew so much saliva when crunching melon seeds?? ahhhhhhhhh fuck my life!!! i swear if that ass had H1N1, i confirm dio spread!

(5) food trolley finally came to us, we bought cup noodles and drinks. because of the saliva situation on my side i had to put my food on ah yaa's tray table instead lor. then when the steward asked if the AT wanted anything, the AT asked if there's any FREE food. on a BUDGET airline. omfg these country bumpkins should seriously just stay in AT-land!!! ahhhhhhhh this must be my karma!!!

steward politely said all items are payable, and the AT frowned and went on to happily crunch his melon seeds. i honestly pity the stewards and stewardesses in that flight, money is hard to earn when u have so many ATs on flight. and i pity the ATs' tour guide also, she's like a zookeeper futilely trying to control her huge bunch of monkeys gone wild!! omfgggggggg~~

please dont let me dio any ATs in my NYC flight!! *bo bi bo bi*

Bangkok mani

this is the 500baht (sgd20) manicure with nailart that i had done at this nail cum hair salon in Bangkok MBK....

can you believe my manicurist is a guy?? its a really good job done, i loved it very much... except that it doesnt last at all...

they all started flaking out within days, maybe cuz they use cheaper nail polishes?

haha sorry for kinda disgusting image there, i find it really therapeutic to peel off my nail polish finger by finger. LOLOLOL~

if the nail polish can come off in one whole, does that mean the base coat sucks? or isit my nails that suck? boooo my manicures always dont last de.... =(((

the perfect boy

hehe another Thai-related post!

Nickhun. 23 years old. 181cm. Thai-Chinese. studied in USA. discovered by JYP in USA. went Korea to be a singer, member of boy group 2PM.

cute face.

apparently flawless skin too.

uber hot bod. abit too hot for such a cute face though.

even the whole family is not-bad looking. his elder brother Nichan is an actor in thailand lor. sister (with cap) also not bad.

childhood photos. whole family also beautiful when young omg.

i watched some shows with Nickhun and family, their family very close de lor. even guest starred in a commercial with Nickhun in korea.

rich family in thailand somemore, mum is the CEO of a pharmaceutical company. omg. ahhhh soo envious~~~

check out my family at my Ah Gong's birthday party 2 months back.

are they beautiful?? lols.

2PM was in Siam Square the day i landed in Bangkok lor! missed them by a couple hours... boooooo~~

aiyo so cuteeee~~~~

jitao really is... SIMI DAIJI??

i dont think there's any malicious intentions... but still.... WTF???

haiiiiiii 还是眼不见为净吧...

asian women in power

after a 4D3N stay in bangkok, must blog about something related! hehe~


i think the Thai PM is chio leh....

and she also dresses well ~

did u realise USA has never had a female president before but we already have a couple of female presidents/PM in Asia?

let the bullets fly

just watched it on my iphone, tiong show that made it big in the box office, some scenes are really gross and retarded, simply cannot understand. but i cant stop LOL-ing at the 67th minute of the movie.

the 67th minute goes that Chow Yun Fatt wanted to frame this group of bandits, so CYF sent his guys to break into a family and raped the wife infront of the husband.

wife and husband went to the ya men next day to lodge a report. hence, the leader of the bandit went to interrogate all his ka kias.


ka kia #1 said "大哥，你是了解我的。如果是我的话，不会有人活着来告状。"


fair enough, since they are bandits.
da ge went on to ka kia #2.


ka kia #2 said "大哥，你是了解我的... 我.... 喜欢被动"

haha.
arrows then immediately went to ka kia #3.


ka kia #3 vehemently denied "大哥，你是了解我的! 我凡事不求人!"

hahaha.
next is the oldest and meanest-looking of the ka kias.




ka kia #4 stuttered "... 大哥.... 虽然我的年纪最大 .... 可是..... 我还是处男."


wahahahahahahhaha. at this point i already um chio dao lan in the crowded train.
here comes the final one.



ka kia #5: "大哥，你是了解我的。如果是我的话, 遭殃的会是那个老公!"

WAHAHAHAHAHHAA. buey tahans. imagine a bunch of mean-looking tough bandits saying this kinda things. i jitao burst out laughing in the mrt lor. hurhur.

okay i swear its much funnier if you watched the show.

and these 2 uncles in the show are shuai de lor. charming~~

yay diy gradient nails!

turned out to be very easy! the above was done using white and blue nail polish....




swabbed side by side like this on a random cardboard.

dab dab dab on them using a porous dishwashing sponge, transfer the paint to ur nails, then apply a glittery layer over them!


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our food tray....

wahahahaha.

the "tray" is Capitamall's bond issue prospectus, by the way. my colleagues and i were tempted to buy but didnt in the end, so the prospectus ended up being our "food tray". save the earth! LOLOLOL.

korean vampire!

it started from the pioneer vampires Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise....

Interview with the Vampire, the movie which i totally dont get but still watched for the sake of the vampires anyways. Brad looks crappy as a vamp, however.

to the albino ish Edward Cullen in the Twilight series....

i think Robert Pattinson is nowhere like the Edward in the original book though, but i still watched all 4 of the Twi series anyways wahahahaha.

then there's the HOT Salvatore brothers in Vampire Diaries....

Damon (right) is much hotter than Stefan (left), imo. Elena is definitely hot. plot is exciting too~~~

and then i read that there's a new korean drama called Vampire Prosecutor....

did not hesitate to download it at all! wahahaha.

i think blue eyes, black eyeshadow and fangs work on korean vampires too! wahahahaha.

the drama is about this vampire who is also a prosecutor in real life and uses his extraordinary vamp abilities to help him solve crimes.

in the beginning the plot was more about him being a prosecutor rather than a vampire, but the criminal cases are rather interesting so its watchable for me. but the ending part about where he found out the truth about his sister who was "killed" by a vampire was super exciting! 4/5 stars! hurhur~

15 days of cny and 7x lo heis

#1 lo hei - pre reunion dinner, dabao-ed from Soup Kitchen.

#2 lo hei - abalone lo hei at Tan Chin Lee restaurant where i ate super alot of other abalones the same meal. <3 <3

my god-uncle's 40 year-old sister-in-law on the right is super chio for her age, by the way. okay the photo is fugly and not flattering lah. hahaha.

#3 lo hei - Sichuan Douhua super atas lo hei with colleagues, seriously overpriced. >_<

#4 lo hei - modest vegetarian lo hei dabao-ed from baibai place. the "yusheng" tastes like fen tiao. haha.

#5 lo hei - comes together with Dor's Grand Park City Hall burfdae buffet dinner. super not yummy, eugh.

#6 lo hei - department lo hei! RBS sheng yi xing long ah! so that we can sheng zhi jia xin ah!

#7 lo hei - final big family lo hei on chu 14!

its interesting to see how people eat yusheng: some eat yusheng without the yu, some people eat only the yu, some people only eat the crunchy biscuit thingy (which is super common), some people eat everything but painstakingly pick out the ginger, some people just lo but dont eat at all (then how u absorb all the luck??). i eat everything! lols.

anyways, LONG HUAT AH!!!!

saba's cupcakes

so i was being nice and agreed to sample her cups. 

saba: can u take the one with the icing plsssssss???

me: dont want, the icing all so ugly and cfm very sweet de. i want the one that looks like a boob. LOL.

and this is my comment.....

okay i ripped that photo from saba's blog, and im really just posting this cuz i think she did a good job photoshopping me. HAHAHAHA.

i am a non-practising cpa

who receives the CPA Singapore magazine every month for about 3 years now. and guiltily i never once really read it. i just stacked them up and kept telling myself to read it. but the thing is, each time i read it, i fall asleep. seriously better than sleeping pills. lols.

while bored at home recovering from a wisdom tooth extraction, i took the stack out and finally decided to throw some away, only kept those with articles that "interests" me.

kept the one with Teo Ser Luck on the cover, for obvious reasons. wahahahaha.

then last sat i tried to read one again............ and i fell asleep again.............. haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~~