just watched it on my iphone, tiong show that made it big in the box office, some scenes are really gross and retarded, simply cannot understand. but i cant stop LOL-ing at the 67th minute of the movie.
the 67th minute goes that Chow Yun Fatt wanted to frame this group of bandits, so CYF sent his guys to break into a family and raped the wife infront of the husband.
wife and husband went to the ya men next day to lodge a report. hence, the leader of the bandit went to interrogate all his ka kias.
ka kia #1 said "大哥，你是了解我的。如果是我的话，不会有人活着来告状。"
fair enough, since they are bandits.
da ge went on to ka kia #2.
ka kia #2 said "大哥，你是了解我的... 我.... 喜欢被动"
haha.
arrows then immediately went to ka kia #3.
ka kia #3 vehemently denied "大哥，你是了解我的! 我凡事不求人!"
hahaha.
next is the oldest and meanest-looking of the ka kias.
ka kia #4 stuttered "... 大哥.... 虽然我的年纪最大 .... 可是..... 我还是处男."
wahahahahahahhaha. at this point i already um chio dao lan in the crowded train.
here comes the final one.
ka kia #5: "大哥，你是了解我的。如果是我的话, 遭殃的会是那个老公!"
WAHAHAHAHAHHAA. buey tahans. imagine a bunch of mean-looking tough bandits saying this kinda things. i jitao burst out laughing in the mrt lor. hurhur.
okay i swear its much funnier if you watched the show.
and these 2 uncles in the show are shuai de lor. charming~~
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