learnt in AMS #6 - the finale

and of course the finale is about the RED LIGHT DISTRICT! keke~

1st stop of our Red Light District walking tour was a condomerie.

okay honestly i dont remember what the cutie tour guide said about the condomerie. maybe something like Amsterdam red light district practises safe sex so no prostitutes will not have sex with u without a condom.

condoms in all funky shapes and sizes! one in Statue of Liberty. hahaha i have zero idea how that can be used.

cutie without glasses and styled hair! SUPER CUTE RIGHT?? one bimbo thing i learnt in Amsterdam is that there are really alot of cute Germans around! LOLOLOLs.

anyways, he was telling us abt the funky genres of porn in Amsterdam, like granny porn???!!! eugh.

there was one porn shop there who had their poster signboard removed recently due to public outcry because the signboard was too provocative. but u are in the RED LIGHT DISTRICT, for crying out loud!

Oude Kerk (old church), ironically located in Red Light District. i vaguely remember hearing something like the prostitutes and customers will go to the church to remorse for their sins so "business" at the church was good, but please dont quote me on that haha.

anyways, prostitutes there run their own "sole proprietorship" business and they have to own licence for that, its to prevent sex trafficking/slavery. and i think licences are only issued to EU members so there are no Asian prostitutes there.

sexxxxxx showwwwwww. nope never go in, just passed by. apparently they perform some funky acts on the stage, probably like in Bangkok but more tasteful? donno. 

i heard if u are too shy to attend the sex shows with the masses, there are small private booths there, u can put in afew euros to watch a less spectacular performance from a peekhole for a few minutes.

did u notice the window displays that the prostitutes will stand infront of to lure customers? right beside Moulin Rouge:

but those were not opened for business yet, curtains will open when the prostitutes start work. either not opened yet or all are "doing" customers hahahaha. we were warned that if the curtains are opened and u took a picture of the prostitutes, will get middle fingered or splashed with pee, so i didnt dare to try.

prostitutes there charge about EUR50-80 per session, and survey found that one "session" with the prostitutes took less than 10min. if u are rude to the prostitutes, they can sound an alarm and centralised security will come running after u! lols.

some of the prostitutes were really hot and pretty and good-figured, some were really cheap and slutty-looking, and some were simply not for the faint-hearted. there were transvestite prostitutes too but we didnt get to see them, and previously there were also male prostitutes! eye-opening huh?? hehe~