Thursday, August 19, 2010

once upon a milkshake


went there earlier this yr. i noe e girl who served me at e counter, she's from hall 3. we used to say hi in hall, but nw she's like completely dont recognise me (mayb cuz of my extensive "plastic surgery" duhhhh).

then to cfm tat i noe her, i searched for her on fb, n told her i found her on fb. then she just "oh ic" me. so damn awkward. wth max.

anyways, u can choose from 8 flavours (i think) n decide whether u want it as a ice cream or as milkshake. we had choc truffle as milkshake, lychee n maple as ice cream.

they'r basically all veriiii sweet, must consume in moderation! but overall not too bad, i like e deco n prices are realli inexpensive.

oh n i like this 'taken' sign for e table! hurhur cute!

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

loadsa (underaged) meeeeeeeat!

swimminggggg!!

congrats to rainer ng for our 1st silver medal!




but hor, beijing olympics swimming definitely more exciting.

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Sunday, August 15, 2010

are u proud to be a singaporean??



i tot e opening ceremony was pretty great! love e lighting up of e flame most!
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e arrival of e flame frm across e singapore river escorted by dragonboats,
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2x world sailing champion running across e reflecting pool ("running on water") to set e flame ribbon ablaze,
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which spiralled up e lighthouse to ignite e vortex flame in e cauldron.

coooool max! hurhur.

definitely nt as grand as beijing olympics, but definitely nt shabby either.

n boy, we realli do have alotta S$$ to spend on YOG man. which goes to show tat singapore is a prosperous country!

im so envious of e many teenage YOG volunteers lorz, hw i wish im a teenager nw. totally dont mind volunteering. bah. tink i'll juz watch e games for e nx 11 days instead.


oh oh! i juz bot tix to e closing ceremony! surprised tat they are still available, actually. was so sad there are no more tix to e opening ceremony (when i heard it's e gov who bot most of it n gave it away).

my love for these sorta sporting games make up for my fake sporty look hor, dont say dont have. hurhur.

com'on singaporeans, stop being so bo chup n let's cheer tog! GO SINGAPORE!! wahahahas.

Friday, August 13, 2010

YOG fever is here!


when i read this story tday on e train home, my nose was suan suan de lor.

he apparently ran 15km for 2.5hrs in flip flops under e rain, in order to trail the YOG flame.

i was tmd touched by tis boy's passion for e YOG lor, wtf.
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e boy was drenched leh! plus e rain damaged his camera (tho nw BOTH panasonic and canon are juz dying to be e 1st one to give him a replacement camera *rolls eyes*) !

im surprised by how pure kids still are tday, e boy said he juz wants to follow e flame n see it for himself cuz he mite nv see it again. it's like sth u'll only hear abt in e movies lor.

okay come to tink of it nw, e boy mite be a child actor planted by teo ser luck to incept into singapore youths e enthusiasm for e YOG. but screw tat, i choose to believe he's genuine!! ahahaha.

so, SHOW E WORLD OUR ENTHUSIASM, PPLS OF SINGAPORE!!! i noe it's innately difficult for us to be enthu abt anything, but it's e veri 1st YOG! n it's at our teeny red dot! WE MITE REALLI NOT SEE IT AGAIN!! wahahahas. crazy bitch.

i always regret nt getting enthu over such big games (beijing olympics, south africa world cup) until e end of it, so tis time i bot my tickets to YOG athletics finals 2mths back! hurhur. update on tat again! muahahahas.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

bimbo qn of e week


if u could choose ur own hair colour, wat would it be??
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hurhur.
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MINE WOULD BE BLONDE! LOLs wats new.

all of em have nice hair! blake lively, hilary duff, taylor momsen (yes tis post is Gossip Girl inspired), heidi klum, kristen bell, charlize theron....
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shiny gold locks, i likeyyyyyyyy!!

in fact, i tink even xiaxue's fake blonde locks are kinda pretty.

but maintenance of those fake locks will be too tough for a lazy person like me. oh well.

plssssssssss let me be a blonde in my nx life!! ahahaha.

Monday, August 09, 2010

majulah singapura!


beefie n i were juz discussing abt hw singaporeans lack e sense of patriotism tat e PRCs have.
do u still rem wat our flag represents??
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red - universal brotherhood;
white - purity and virtue;
crescent moon - a young nation on its ascent;
five stars - the nation's ideals of democracy, peace, progress, justice and equality

i din planned to watch e NDP, but e Chan Family's tv happened to be at e channel once i reached hm at 6pm (RBS allowed me to knock off early tday (yes i hafta work on national day wtf)).
so 'plonked!' i went, onto e sofa n started watching.

havent watched NDP in years man. muz say tat watching NDP kinda gave me goosey pimples, esp e part where corinne may sang a song for singapore *pun intended* lols. classiest NDP song ever?
tho im always faking american, but im still glad tat im a singaporean lah. LOL~

happie burfdae, my homey red dot! HUAT AH!!!

Sunday, August 08, 2010

double date! again!


im supposed to meet ting to get my thumbey back in bugis since both of us were in e area.

n both couples were a lil bored so we decided to have dinner tog! hurhur.

missed e mud ooz in miss clarity's cafe @ purvis st so we went there.

surprisingly not crowded on sat evening, used to be veriiii packed. we concluded it's cuz they increased their price by abt 20%? so, note to f&b bosses: increase price at e risk of losing customers!

ting spent $110 on tis thing, plus $44 worth of negatives. tat one photo costs $1 lor.
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cute lah, juz tat my nose is gone. -_-

main courses are still pretty gd, tho beefie's yorkshire pork steak is too damn tough.

tis is their caramel apple crumble, u literally hafta mix e caramel n apple n crumble manually one lor. duh max, dont ever order. juz stick to mud ooz n bread pudding.
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cant wait to go bkk for shoppinggggg massageeeee n mani pediiiiii!!

Saturday, August 07, 2010

wat i was crazy over last wk


prosecutor princess!

front few episodes sucks, but tis kept me watching:

ahahahaha. wat else?? there were 3 such half-naked scenes in total throughout e serial, i tink. muahahaha.
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anyways, it's a fight for e love of e girl w a fake nose.
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candidate A: e prosecutor whom beefie said look like a bandit but i tink he's v MAN. super duhry dork when it comes to love tho.
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candidate B: e lawyer w single eyelid (yucks) but trendy/hiao max outfits (yums). n he's so sweet! awwww~
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e drama turned out pretty gd in e end, wld reco u to watch! hurhur.
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flirting w forty

divorced 40-yr-old mother, 27-yr-old sibehhh fuckinggg HOT surf instructor.
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needless to say, once again, i was hooked cuz of e HOT piece of yummieeeee meat! wahahaha.
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wtf im like seriously a carnivore. LOLs.

but e hottie was being v sweet in e movie oso lah. awww x2. hehe.
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tink i was so overdosed on meat tat at nite i even had a similar dreamy dream which i told my fellow gossip buddies in office e veri nx day! LOL~

11:28 Hui Chan, Qian i found a wallet or sth... but i donno hw to send it back to e owner... then i happen to come across newsweek or time magazine (i dont read those de lor)
11:28 Hui Chan, Qian n tis guy is desperately looking for it, he posted a notice on e mag (like duh, not possible)
11:28 Hui Chan, Qian so i mailed it back to him
11:28 Hui Chan, Qian then e guy called me (tho i don rem giving him my no.) n said he's v grateful to me
11:28 Hui Chan, Qian then after tat i was having dinner w ting somewhere... suddenly tis shuaige walked up to me n said he's e owner n he's v grateful to me
11:28 Hui Chan, Qian n then he wanted to chase me
11:28 Hui Chan, Qian so i was abit ego
11:28 Hui Chan, Qian AHAHAHAHAHA
11:28 Hui Chan, Qian NICE DREAM

build-a-lot

damn fun! buy materials n workers (hopefully HOT as well ahahaha) to build hses to earn rental. .
act i rem i downloaded e lite version free, but donno why it became full version. so i played all full 35 levels foc! muahahaha~
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was so hooked on tis game tat i replayed again juz to get gold on every level! hoho~ fun~~
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Thursday, August 05, 2010

convo betw 2 ppl in a LHR


at 10am this morn...

sabbie..: whyyyyy isit juz thursday?? when is friday coming??
qiannie: friday is on his way, he's just around the corner.. he shd be here in abt 14hrs' time...


since sabbie din post, i shall post! hurhur~

i kinda tink there's no pt in sabbie/callie/beefie reading my blog, cuz they prob noe all these shit even b4 i get down to posting em. LOL~

TGIF in 30ish min!!

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

happy burfdae zen n gen! 2010


nolboo hangari galbi korean bbq at orchard central
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not bad! love e bbq beef n tofu soup! e svc staff will bbq for us, so we dont hafta lift a finger at all.

pls rem to check ur bill b4 signing cuz bimbo ting unwittingly signed $44 more for sth we din order. -_-

hyatt hotel martini bar

there's t0ns of diff-flavoured martinis there, even one tats called Rick's Banana. ahahaha funny~

oh pls steer clear of e Cosmo martini n Rock Melon martini cuz they simply suck. passionfruit n gd olde lychee is gooood. pricing is nt veri steep lahz, still okay.

hope u had wonderful burfdaes, darlings. xoxo. huat ah!! lols.

Monday, August 02, 2010

senior moments - part 4 - the finale


Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things

The doctor tells them that they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.

'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'

'Sure..'

'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.

'No, I can remember it.'

'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'

He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'

'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.

Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'

Then he toddles into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs..

She stares at the plate for a moment. 'Where's my toast?'

Sunday, August 01, 2010

senior moments - part 3


Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged

However, one student nurse found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need her help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let her wheel him to the elevator.

On the way down the nurse asked him if his wife was meeting him.

'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'

Saturday, July 31, 2010

senior moments - part 2


An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house.

And after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'

The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'

The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'

'Do you mean a rose?'

'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'

Friday, July 30, 2010

senior moments - part 1

for the next consecutive 4 days, im juz simply gonna post these jokes tat teckie sent to me. shameless of me, but they are realli hilarious! hurhur.

Two elderly gentlemen

From a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'

Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'

'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'

'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

the efficiency of our gov is awesome



not even a wk lor. bah.

censored e report ref no. as well cuz IM GG TO BUY IT! LET ME DIO 1ST PRIZE!!!

nobody gets free lemon tea or anything tis time! e last time i offered i din dio!
BAH.