dont worry, u'r not a bimbo

XX: tat actress is only a C lehz.

me: huh?? C still not enough???

XX: C is only normal big. to qualify as a bimbo, muz be more than a normal big.

me: oh okayy... so Ze* is safe, she's only a normal big...

LoLoLoL~

okay i let u slap, but dont stop loving me cuz of tis k............ *begs* hee~

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me: promise me u'll love me forever??

Ze*: wah wat happened? okok, yesyes i'll love u forever

me: okay! tats a deal!

Ze*: then will u love me forever too??

me: yes of cuz!

me: shit, no wait

me: did u post sth abt me on ur blog oso?? why ask me back sia??

hahahaha~

we'r hilarious. mayb Ze* shd join showbiz tog with me too? form a girl band or sth. hehe~

i finally agreed 2b matchmade...

disclaimer: based on a true story, blog owner did noT distort anything!

my mum came home tis evening, all excited.

"girl!! i intro boyfriend to u!! show u his photo..."

LoLoLoL~

LOVE MY MUM LOTS!~

see, chun baby, told u my parents are vv agreeable of u!~ wahahaha~

chun baby, stay away from her!!

seriously, she is not pretty AT ALL, as a boy OR a girl. disgustingly act cute lahz, even more disgusting than my new haircut. hehz~ (btw it's realli not ez to stay cute, my new fringe is juz impossible to style on my own)

but u'r so classy and gorgeous, hanging out with ella will just depreciate ur exquisite aura away~~~

so chun baby, stay away from ella. dont let her touch u!! DONT unwittingly KISS HER again! DONT FALL FOR HER!! =((((

dont break my heart okay?? love u, baby~

LoLoLoL~

im nuts. n outraged by jealousy. hahaha~

my... hair...

i juz had my hair cut yester. n it's a tad too cute for my taste...

but my hairstylist kept claiming tat it's "appropriately cute". bah~

n i actually promised e hairstylist tat i'll employ him as my personal hairstylist if i become famous one day. IF.

disgustingly..cute..can....... -_-

gross~ yikes~

shall keep e hair for awhile for novelty's sake. juz gotta refrain frm looking into e mirror too much in order to suppress e urge to slap myself. haa~

irritating me

lulu: eh sista, ask u sth...

me: u getting married??

lulu: NO..... ask, NOT announce!!~

me: chey~ then wat?

lulu: wat wld u do if u found a cashcard with $20 inside?

me: is tat an essay qn??

lulu: NO!!~ *fumes*

LoLoL~

happy bdae, here's e fugly cake u ordered...

u noe, i used to tink tat cakes can oni ever look prettier. i was wrong.

there's 3 redundant n absolutely not aesthetically pleasing stacks of cake. sky blue, tree bark brown and army green (tell me why a kid's cake shd be ugly green in colour??)

funny-looking smashed choc thins haphazardly slapped onto 2 sides of e bloody layers.

plus, doraemon n the stout-looking dude n the red police car juz doesnt belong tog. gosh~

n there's tis funny huge lump of fatty cream in betw e brown n green layer. e cake doesnt taste fantastic btw. omfg~

last yr's cake was so much better.

okayy e photo doesnt realli 100% portray how fugly it is. it's realli much fuglier in real life.

i tried so hard not to yell "YOUR CAKE IS FUGLY!" to my bro when e candle is being lighted, so hard tat i suspect i bled internally. LoL~

choose a prettier cake nx time, bro.

n pls dont ever go back to tat bakery in jurong west.

happie bdae, kiddo. hope u like e 10-dollar note from me.

great finds!

took a casual walk in wisma isetan, only to be surprised by e cheap dresses they have there!

bot tis during e cny sale...

oni $23 after 20% discount!

e nx wk i went there again...

n helped zen bot tis dress for oni $19!

e following wk i passed by there again...

oni $13!! decent quality too!!

it juz gets cheaper n cheaper sia. hoho~

im into dresses lately, trying to collect more. mayb i shd visit wisma isetan again tis coming wkend. hehe~

it feels gd to have a rich fren

my old fren gave me a lift on his dad's latest toy...

mercedes S300 7g-tronic.

i cannot emphasise more on how cool isit 2b ferried in tat car sia, gosh~

somehow i felt tat everybody was green with envy when they saw me in tat car, mistaking me for having caught a golden tortoise. LoLoL~

e insides of e car is amazing. u can adjust 4 different parts of e front seat n even store it in memory!

plus, inbuilt surround bluetooth n dvd player n tv screen! gosh~

call me a mountain tortoise, but seriously i've nv been in a more posh car.

e rich man's son driving e open top car. pity it was raining when he gave me a lift.

too bad, tis golden tortoise is attached. sorry ladies, better luck nx time. haha~

when will i get rich enough to chg to a new merc every 3 yrs??

previously on a rare workless wkend...

gave miao her bdae treat at ichiban boshi...

e bdae gal n her jiemei with a cheesy msn nick. LoLoLoL~

e blog owner n her similarly hua chi jiemei. LoLoLoL~

then i brought e sistas to try out hk kim gary...

e blog owner n her sissy sista. LoLoLoL~

sista lulu n her darling civil servant. hehe~

tot i juz look abit "sacred" with e light behind me. ha.

trying to stab lulu with e fork.

couple fight! juz kidding lahz.

cant blame me for always visiting those 2 restaurants lehz, cuz their food is (ting said: food IS, not ARE) realli gd! hee~

no wonder, it was oscar's 2005 best picture

great, GREAT movie. fantastic~

no, tis film is not romantic at all. *shoots a glance at qing* but it's more awesome than most romantic films.

i thank my dad for HBO. it wld have been better if lesser scenes are censored away tho. hmmm~

everybody, go watch it!~

it's okay, i understand

u noe how some ppl always forsake friends for their sweetheart? i bet u have frens like tat. but seriously, u realli cant blame em for putting their sweetheart b4 friends. cuz...

who are they more likely to get married to?
their sweetheart.
(tho tat piece of paper means nth, ppl do still get married for it)

who are they more likely to have kids with?
their sweetheart.
(other funky ways to procreation excluded)

if u'r below 35, u can only oni apply for a HDB flat if...
u'r married.
(n ppl who'r sane usually wld rather marry their sweetheart)

household income are more likely to be supplemented by...
their sweetheart.
(wat do u tink joint-accounts are for?)

during menopause, they more valid reasons to throw their temper at...
their sweetheart.
(tho they mite not be sweet by then)

who's more willing to clean up after them if they get incapacitated in future (choy~)?
their sweethearts.
(who by law, has to have n to hold them in sickness n in health)

so, my friends, i understand.

therefore, i shd prob start finding things to keep myself occupied, like learn salsa or sth. wahahaha~

omg, i am hilarious huh. aint it amazing tat even i myself find myself an amazingly interesting character? LoL~

why marry her?

XX: it's his gd fortune to marry her. she can keep the household spick and span, knows how to take care of him and his family well and not bad lookin also...

me: u make her sound no different from a maid sia

XX: pls lor, she's 1000 times better than a maid

me: yeah of cuz. there's no need to pay her a few hundreds per mth, no foreign worker levy... oh, n she supplements e household income somemore!

XX: but u dont get "fringe benefits" frm a maid

me: why not? u can get sex from e maid as long as she's a willing party who wont turn e table around and sue u for rape.

XX: ........

hahahaha~

moral of e story for men: NEVER say u married ur wife cuz she's gd at housework and takes gd care of e family.

dont say i nv warn u. LoL~

moi new crush!

he's so gorgeously beautiful!

name's 吴尊 wu chun btw, e prettiest boy in e recently v popular boyband, 飞轮海 fahrenheit.

oh my dad, e most snr dyslexia victim (stefanie sun is always known as 孙姿燕 to him), mispronounced 飞轮海 as 风火轮. -_-

aiyo sooo cute! i wanna bite him! haha~

loves his doe eyes n sharp nose. exquisite features~ plus hot bod! he was a gym instructor back in brunei.

ok actually im into doe eyes n sharp noses recently. im "two-timing" wu chun n mediacorp's latest hottie, elvin ng.

oso v yummilicious. woohooo~

reasons why wu chun shd be with me

1) we have e same glasses! wahahaha~

2) im oni 4yrs younger than him, as compared to all those teenage gals screaming at e top of their lungs juz cuz chun cleared his throat. i dont do tat. LoL~

3) he's frm brunei, whose currency shares a 1:1 forex with SGD. so he'll feel more at home in sg. muahahaha~

4) he's more fluent in english (i presume). im moderately fluent in english too, he can communicate better with me! hohoho~

5) in tis interview he said his fav city is new york! we can go on n on abt how awesome new york is tog!

6) see wat he's eating?? i love satay n chicken rice too!! can bring him to e best chicken rice n satay stalls whenever he visits me. muahahaha~

tok cok lahz, im juz indulging in some boy-craziness once again. but lastly...

chun baby says gong xi fa cai to all! wahahaha~

visit his blog!

honesty is such great virtue

XX: tink im not joining u for lunch, wanna go see doc instead....i feel like vomiting...

me: are u pregnant??? hahaha

XX: NO SEX HOW TO GET PREGNANT?

LoLoLoL~

3 days of cny!

chu yi

i always tot my hse looks exceptionally bright and sparkly on the 1st day of chinese new year. gong xi gong xi gong xi ni~~

ahh e usual, visiting relatives' hse to bai nian on chu yi. n as usual, im still not sure how they are related to me. haha~

oh but perk tis yr! spotted a cute guy! supposedly a distant cousin, i presume. realli gd looking, can visit em more. woohoo~

ah ma! wat a unintentionally candid photo of her. LoL~

i photoshopped away most of my ah ma's crow's feet lehz, cool huh. hehe~

my dad got himself a new pair of glasses (rayban de wor) which look exactly like mine, but $300 more ex. vain~

e men in da hse! oh my grandpa won 3rd prize in 4D on the 1st day of cny sia, tis yr is gonna be wang wang wang!! hohoho~

chu er

paul invited us to his new hse on chu er...

so pretty lahz! bright red living room n contemporary black master bedroom wor, how cool is tat.

we cant help but take photos in his pretty hse. hehe~

mr n mrs ho, getting married in mar. which means i muz get ready to burn hole in my pocket!

chu san

went sentosa flowers with my family n my auntie. took e newly commenced sentosa express there. n it was damn packed can. gosh~

n sporeans are realli kiasu lahz, esp e aunties. aiyooooo~ i must NOT be like em when im middle aged - repeat 1k times

me n ah yi on e sentosa express.

e svc rendered by e sentosa staff was great, realli friendly n helpful. did an excellent job at ctrlling human traffic too. thumbs up!! hoho~

nth interesting abt e flowers, realli. they'r juz like a bunch of tiny wild flowers to me lorz. but e colourful sight was quite soothing lahz, suits e occasion.

e rascals. havent been to such a chaotic n noisy outing in awhile. moral of e story: STOP AT 2. LoL~

e bogus angmoh kia (but he's 100% sporean), my auntie's youngest kid. v cute, esp when he poses for photo, but oso v terrorising.

if u realised, tis is e 1st time im praising a kid in my blog. n tats oni cuz he looks angmoh. haha~

flowers in full bloom!! wang wang lai!! chun nuan hua kai (spring warm flowers bloom), xin nian kuai le (new year happie), everyone!!~