for one in new york~

Caffe Bene teabreak for one.

Macs lunch for one.

Olive Garden dinner for one.

when will the plus one appear? lols.

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Trojan

saw a condom ad on american tv..

heng: Trojan is a more popular condom brand than Durex in USA
me: huh i dont unds why anyone would buy condoms with a brand name like Trojan. i mean, humans come out of the Trojan horse!

LOL. they just assumed im drunk (after 2 glasses of Moscato) when im making perfect logical sense!

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are u from here?

Latino waiter at iHop: are u from here?
me: no im from Singapore
Latino: *puzzled look*
me: its somewhere in Asia

cannot be bothered to explain where Singapore is. lols.

me: can i have some warm water?
same Latino: do u want it really hot?
me: no just half hot
Latino: u mean half really hot and half normal?
me: yes thats right
Latino: do u want them in the same cup?

faints.

i asked for warm water from 3 different persons, first waitress brought me iced water, 2nd is the Latino mentioned above, then finally the 3rd African American waiter really brought me warm water. -_-

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my burfdae at different timezones

this is my view at HKIA couple hours before 17 May 12am Australian time... -_-

this is my view at 17May 12am SGT.. on the plane trying to sleep to kpop haha. and basically the view is the same at 12am all european timezones lols.

i must say i cannot be anymore suay on my hk-ny flight. given that its a Cathay Pac flight, im only expecting the ATs as irritants. BUT! a HH had to sit beside me WTF. there's probably only 1 frigging HH on the flight and she had to sit beside me ahhhhhh~~~ fuck~ and she's treating the plane like her house omg =___=

anyways, despite my fatal Jessica Alba ABNN Chan charm and the 1 hour flight delay, things got better after i landed in JFK. got to HengZ's within an hour and it was exactly 17 May 12am NYT once i came out of the shower. i was presented with a surprise red velvet cake from the Cheesecake Factory! awww lols~~




super tak glam pic cuz i literally just walked out of the bathroom and HengZ insisted i take the picture. haha happy burfdae to me!! <3<3

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i wanted a natural mani not an invisible mani....

ahhh hate it but gotta live with it throughout my vacation in the States! bahhhhhh~

never mind, it will be so fun in the States that i will forget how much i hate my nails *hypnotises self*

jetting off tomorrow morning, see ya next month! xoxo~

my own lao ban

saw this blogpost on laoban receipe, decided to try out on my own.

the first time it came out, too powdery, not smooth at all. so i used a kopi strainer instead the second time i made it and it was wayyyyy better! and the kopi strainer costs only $1!

tadah! can tell which one is my lao ban?? lols the one on the right! though not 100% alike (the real lao ban still better) but i think it tastes good! next time no need to queue so long for tau hui liao~~~ =D

happy mum's day!

ordered a 500g Ritz-Marriot Chocolate Truffle from Operation Smile.

pretty yummy cake delivered by a Jap (adds to the atas level!). at the same time can do charity. and its not expensive, $26 + $4 delivery.

hope the cake cheered u up, om-ma~~~ im not big on celebrating mum's day cuz its crowded and chop carrot everywhere, but i just wanna do something to make Mrs Chan forget her heartache~~~~ love youuuuu~~~~~

is she not famous enough??

Manager was reviewing Senior's work and Newbie just sat in to listen....

Senior: Bernadette will send us the advice and we'll just accrue.
Manager: *processing Senior's words*
Newbie: Bernadette is the one at the SLT office who sang Nicki Minaj at last year's Christmas party?
Senior: really?? i didnt know!
Manager: *still processing*   who's Nicki Minaj? also at the SLT office?
Newbie: *disbelief*   Senior, u know who's Nicki Minaj right???
Senior: *holding back laughter*   i know~~~

then Senior and Newbie just bursted out laughing. LOLOLOL.

awwww love~~~

Love: 你等一下几点得走 ?
Me: 9 点到家就行了
Love: 9 点做什么戏 ?
Me: OMG 你怎么知道我其实是要回家看戏 ??

LOL i feel so fortunate to have friends who know me so well awwww~~~  <3<3

the bear knows how to suntan

on a sunny sunday afternoon~~~ LOL~~

after couple hours, time to flip over~~

the bear actually became fairer than before even after all the suntanning though. wahahaha~

would u buy this iphone case?

wahahahahha.

feeling artsy on a sunday

went Andy Warhol Exhibition to take a look because i fell in love with his colourful vibrant pop arts since i visited MoMA in 2010.

no photos at the exhibition, but there's a complimentary arts and craft workshop outside. Ting decided to copy the Andy Warhol poster and i decided to copy Ting. HAHA.

it's really just a piece of filmsy plastic sheet, the pencil colours are not even visible on the raw plastic.

but put the plastic sheet in a normal toaster oven and it became this! so cool!! pencil colours became obvious too!

kekeke very proud of my work! thought i it turned out fine despite my extreme lack of drawing talent.

Ting's! nicer than mine, but she wrote her name so small, i think i need a magnifying glass to see it. LOL~

yays thanks MBS Art Science Museum for the free souvenir!

High Society for tea break, where our Tealcohol Parfait cake costs $9 and Flat White $7. Strawberry Shortcake is $12 omg. i expect a WOW taste with a WOW pricetag, but seriously just okay nia haha. saw Rebecca Lim teabreaking there too. very taitai place~

the perfect shade of red

from chesaba's farewell cum birthday gift pack.

not too bright not too dull, just nice for me! hehe thanks, bitch! <3<3

bye SLT, hello ORQ

the mourning of the end of my almost 3years of youth started with farewell party at Switched....

then i received some surprise farewell gifts from some sweeties....

and then i thought of what gifts to return all within a shower LOL.

sanitary set for the very kor-tak hygiene-conscious Ah Hai. wahahahah seriously i cant stop LOL-ing once i thought of the idea!

makeup remover that i personally swear by for Ah Yaa who is into drawing eyeliners lately. sickly and uptight her refused to pose for the photo.

sunblock that i personally swear by as well, for Sab who is into whitening nowadays.

USB fan for Ah De who always leech off mine. she's on mc that day wahahaha.

korean phrasebook for the 贵人 who decided to hire me, she's quite a fellow k-siao recently. haha.

awwwwww i love these girls so so much!

bought an Awfully Chocolate cake for the whole department as farewell souvenir.

goodbye to my trusty seat at my favorite Singapore Land Tower~~~

hello to my new seat at the faraway land of One Raffles Quay~~~ comes along with thousand-dollar Herman Miller computer chair~~~

yes im still at the same bank, just different department and a different building now. LOL. sorry for the anti-climax~~~

new notepad, new beginning