can u quit whoring??

juz ask me 'who's e biggest media whore?' n i'll say: paris hilton.

she's everywhere. seriously. she can be seen (very prominently):
- at every single party
- in every single drama/movie as guest appearance
(latest: she's gonna appear in e simpsons. wth??)
- on e headlines of every single tabloid paper
- in every single entertainment website

im quite sure nobody wants to see her everywhere, it's more like she wants to be seen everywhere.

when there's no demand but tons of supply, u get low prices. n low prices, in showbiz, equates media whoring...

1) she alwayz has tis particular look whenever she takes photos. it's as if she's enticing me to give her a wholesome slap lorz. realli!

no? still don feel like slapping her? look again.

i donno if she realli intentionally posed for tis photo or wat, but i tink tis photo totally depicts wat i mean by 'enticing me to give her a wholesome slap'. LoL~

there's a difference bet looking sexy n looking like she's inviting ppl to slap her lorz...

2) there's tons of photos of her looking unglam.

okay mayb not unglam, how abt... controversial?

i take it tat she's tryin to hit e headlines with these photos, which definitely interest e gossip mongers greatly.

3) it's pretty darn easy to google for "exposed" photos of her. nip slips, panty-less. u name it. she's seriously desperate to be (in)famous man...

i din even make an effort to find all these lorz, they simply tagged along with e search term 'paris hilton'.

in case u'r wondering, those photos are small on purpose. hey, tis is not an adult site okayy...

4) i watched 5 min of 'a simple life' n i cant stand it already.

their haughty n snobbish ways... my goodness...

i watched e part where they were asked to milk e cows. e rich girls got bored with e menial task after awhile n started fooling around... by spraying each other with e freshly milked milk! wtf!!~

pls don tell me their parents are proud of em.

me: u like paris hilton?
guy fren: ya...
me: (disgusted) HUH?? WHY???
guy fren: she's pretty mahz...

tink guyz juz wanna f*** her lahz. i was told tat apparently she's pretty skilful in bed (n apparently alot of my frens watched her sex video).

com'on lahz, guyz, get a life! -_-

PS. it's fascinating how my dislike for her can goad me to spend so much time googling her. hehz~