e yangtze

xiaxue's blogpost on e seedy yangtze theatre is much more interesting n informative than wat i intend to blog abt, but nevertheless i shall gross hers up more...

fren: u noe my fren told me tat e ah beks will all bring plastic bags into e yangtze theatre, then throughout e "show" rite...
me: wait, how come ur fren noe howz it's like inside e theatre? she went in?? to watch porn with e ah beks???
fren: aiya i donno lahz, anywayz tats wat she told me lahz!
me: orh ok... pls continue then...
fren: throughout e "show" rite... my fren heard random pssst pssst sounds...
me: EEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!~~~ *grossed out*

in case u don get it, e pssst pssst sounds are produced as a result of e ah beks squirting their, ermz, masculine discharge, into e plastic bags.............................................

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im abit overwhelmed after reading e travel guides... bloody uncle sam is vast man, realli vast.

distance is gonna be a huge problem. we can walk, but we'll probably die if we were to walk to every single place. we can take bus, but heard tat their buses come every hr (!!!). e subway is another option, but e stations are alwayz a distance away frm e intended destination. how how how... haiz~

visited EVA Air's website n found out tat all e carriers i'll be taking are old carriers, with no personal inflight entertainment n e seats are (almost) cushion-less with little legroom. haiz haiz~

mayb e oni thing to be glad abt is tat EVA has no fatal accidents since incorporated. *PHEW*

somebody lend me game boy or anything tat can keep me entertained for 17hrs??