wat a BAH wk!

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mon 19/7
tot i lost my hse keys, whole chan fam being tossing e hse up n down to look for em, oni to find out e keys are in my bag all along. hurhur.

tue 20/7
kena caught by TP for jaywalking early in e morn. enough said.

wed 21/7
i spent 1.5hrs drafting an email for 4x, cuz it wasnt "up to std". serious!

thu 22/7
blog's tagboard kena a shitload of spam, removed it.

fri 23/7
my shoes split opened once i reached e downstairs of my office. bah.
plus i din dio 8m toto.

sat 24/7
i din dio 4d.
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sun 25/7
i bot 0520 (teckie gave me inspiration, 5 ppl got caught jaywalking altog plus $20 fine), 4d came out 0521. see proof below:
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(i cldnt be sure whether there were 4 others or 5 others who got caught tog w me, so i bot both! kiasu ish singaporeans!)
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BAH.

so sorry, lu, no free ice lemon tea for u, or anyone. BAH BAH BAH.

the day i committed an offence

SO. on tuesday 20 Jul 2010 820am, i was at point A ready to cross e fateful road from my house to boon lay mrt station. same standard route taken everyday.
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as tis road is usually car-less, i (purple crowned circle) simply looked right n left then crossed. my 10yrs of crossing tis road, nv waited for e traffic lights b4 cuz e green man always take forever to show his face.
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n i garang! i overtook all e crowd n became e 1st to cross e road b4 e red traffic light came on!

hence, i was e first to reach e other end of e road, all happy n not knowing tat there's a green circled poo looming right in front.

"pls show me ur ic."

tats it, i noe im done for. my 1st criminal record.

"e reason why im stopping u, is tat jaywalking is dangerous, it is an offence... yakyakyak."

n tis part honestly i cant hear clearly...

"u will..... receive.... 2wks.... fine .... $20 ..."

i tink he said $20, cant be sure n i was feeling too ego n prideful to ask him. but after tat i cfmed w sabbie (whose bf oso kena fined for jaywalking recently) tat it is $20. wtffff TPs are so gian of my frigging $20!!

e green circled poo is not in plain clothes, actually. he's in full TP uniform. but hey, who looks right in front when they'r crossing e road?? n hor, im nt e only dumbass, there are 4 other purple dumbass right behind me who also got caught hor.

bah. fuck lah. sibeh suay tis wk.

tis mon i tot i lost my house keys, e whole chan family was frantically searching for my keys at home, only to realise tat e keys are in bimbo chan's (me) bag all along. ahahahaha.

therefore, in view of all e recent suayness n hw qiao it is tat there's 8mil toto tis fri, im confident tat i will be e sole winner of e 8mil.

whoever reads tis, i treat u ice lemon tea w my 8mil winnings lah. dont say dont have hor. (limited to 1st 50 claimants)

try not to drop anything when ur bf is around

gf grabbed a new change of clothes ready for a shower. b4 she walked out of her room, sth dropped.

while she's tryin to find wat dropped, her bf walked in on her, n found e thing tat she dropped.

HER BRA PAD.

ahahahahaha. damn malufied!

hilarious~

waka waka fever!

life feels empty tday, there's be no more WC to rush hm for. wc withdrawal sympton lehz. =((
damnnnnnn tired lahz, many ppl were late for work tday lor. or half day, or "urgent" leave, or "mc".
im so guai lor, only 30min late for work tday! hahahaha.

when i was watchin e uru vs ger match, my dad wanted uru to win cuz he likes forlan, said
- forlan is a gd player n gd man, doesnt use foul tricks or say mean things abt e opposing players
- plus he's v hardworking n it cld be his last WC le, shd give him a gd ending to his career

i agree w my dad lor, which made me felt bad to root for ger. duhhh.

then tday i saw tis: .

gd for him! no prawn, at least he can make do w shrimp? hurhur.

aft uru lost, reporters interviewed forlan. tho i dont understand urulang (i tink it's spanish?), but forlan doesnt sound bitter or malicious leh. he realli seems tat nice lor.

tho im nt a fan of spain hor, i still had goosebumps all over during e epic moment when e triumphant casillas rose e world cup in e air lor.
my fascination for spain's epic moment is why i slept at 6am tis morn lol.

okay let's not forget why i started watching WC 8yrs ago....
CUTE GUYS N MEAT! wahahahaha.
vote vote!

my top 2 are....

fernando torres! he seriously looks like an englishboy rather than spanishboy lor.

kaka! cuteeeeeeee! btw hor, kaka's wife n kid both damn beautiful. lucky man lor.


hmm actually david villa oso oooooooookay. he has a xiao bu dian pixie stature n aura.

but everyone's all-time fav is still beckham lah, juz sit on e bench in a suit n look realliiiiii prettyyyyy. right?? lol.
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sigh, tats e of e waka waka fever le. wats nx? YOG ah? errrrrrrrrrrrr...........

*empty*

double dating mania!

ttg wanted to watch toy story 3 n i was gonna watch w beefie last sun so i suggested we go watch tog! hurhur.

hmm but firstly tea break at Fruit Paradise @ Vivo. e tarts are yummehhh! hmm i tink e strawberry tarts are most delicious, so stick to those.

e boys are in e same couple yellow! lols.

alright alright, yes basically e photo is juz permutation n combination nia hahahha.

then we went for e movie which is pretty gd! but there's no need to watch in 3d lah, nth veri worth 3d-ing, e 3d glasses was damn uncomfy.

super heart mrs potato head's "may i?" n "oh darling, u look so slim n cool nw!". ahahaha DB max, no wonder i like e movie. hurhur.

then it's dinner tog at sushi tei! no photos there tho. but here's a grp photo!

ahahaha sorry short post, been feeling v lazy lately. hehe.

baibai yeye - the anniversary

yest morn i told sabbie "later im gg off at 2pm... baibai... my yeye's anniv".
she replied "happy bday, yeye!!"
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she tot my "baibai" means byebye. haiz blooper of the day, sibeh bimbo mistake lol.

anyways, times flies! it's been a yr alr!
i felt paisey to leave when mth-end closing juz started tday, but i finished bulk of my work b4 i left!
the shifu came n chanted some sutras, then we cut e suckling pig n huat kueh (of fatt goh in canto)
burned paper money n clothes for yeye n popo
chan family took e opportunity to catch up w each other
food, tons of food. curry chicken, stewed mushrooms, roasted meats, egg tarts
n as usual, my auntie n her kid are not being v likeable.

there's tis short video by thinksg.com right b4 Eclipse starts in the cathay theatre
where "One generation loves, the next generation learns"
totally felt the msg, cuz i was there as the next generation
(my yeye was nv mean to us unlike the popo in e video tho)
the video is gooood, the msg is goooood.

hope u'r doing fine in the nether world, grandpa. we miss u~

wat e werewolf said to e vampire

"admit it, i am hotter than u".




LOLOLOL fuxking lameeeee!


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most horrible flights ever - Beijing

SIN-PEK 17 Jun 2010 CA970 0015

checked in at 2215, oni to be informed tat flight gonna be delayed for 2hrs

rotted in changi, lousy sandwich as compensation

Air China plane finally took off at abt 0215

due to "bad storm in Beijing", landed at Tianjin at abt 0800 n waited out for e storm to clear

no food n stuck in e plane for 3hrs at Tianjin

finally flew off to Beijing at 1100, but cant land due to long queue (or sth)

hovered in e air for 45 min or so

veri dark skies n lotsa lighning plus terrible air turbulence during descend at Beijing, ppl act screamed due to e sudden drop in altitude

landed in Beijing Capital International Airport safely at 1215

PEK-SIN 21 Jun 2010 CA975 2330

Air China plane ready for takeoff punctually at 2330

only managed to takeoff at 0100 due to heavy traffic or sth

bad turbulence during ascend again

but descend to Changi is smooth (but of cuz).

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q glad i got home in one piece. seriously i donno whether to condemn Air China or BCIA or the weather in Beijing. bah.
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but other than e horrible flights....

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BJ BLOWS!!! LOLOLOL~~

happyyyyyyyyy

*beijing accent* teR happyyyyyyy tday!!! muahahahaha.

my nagging worked, i've got wat i want! teeheehee.

i love e world! *muackz*


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another of those food posts...

bentendo at great world city

their soupy mushroom n salmon pasta is gooood! creamy enough but yet nt din make me tooooo sick of it.

pizza's gd too! we ordered half pepperoni n half chicken teriyaki.

will go back again!

peach garden at ocbc

dimmmmm summmmm! awesome quality n reasonable pricing given e std of food! tink abt $3.50-6 per long.

tink tats e best salted egg yolk bun i've eaten in sg, best one wld be e one in hk of cuz.

supp superb egg tart but i tot it's alright nia. e siu mai has a HUGE prawn, v fresh!

wanna go again!

f.i.s.h. at 313

cheaper spinoff frm fish n co, highlite is e salad buffet tat comes along w any mains at juz $5 more. love e shitake mushroom salad!

hmm i tink e food is not too bad for e price lahz. see how big is e portion of my fish. hurhur.

this is gonna be my new sofa!

small enough for my room n yet ok for 2 skinny ppl to fit in. lol.

bored.


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n the cake spree continues..

me n beefie visited cake glace one late sat afternoon!

but not much cakes left, e nice ones all sold out le. still prefer e mont blanc n maison n earl grey cheesetarts.

went zouk flea mkt after, gd place to go. i bot cheap accessories n a 2nd hand top. n lotsa gd lookin ppl there, all dressed like they'r clubbing in zouk n nt flea mkting lol.

durian cake frm durian empire jurong pt, mother's day. yums!

tats juz abt 80% of e cousins tat i have lorz, ranging frm 23-2 yrs old. tell me, hw isit poss to develop a liking for kidssssss?? bah.

sweetie beefie went goodwood park to get me their durian cake n puffs! supposedly top 50 cakes in sg! yummehhhh! but act taste similar to e durian empire one, so shd juz stick to e cheaper one (durian empire of cuz).

aww thankie beefie!

i loveeeee cakes!

FUCK Uss

i was sitting nicely on e train (nt e reserved seat hor), w a lil girl at e reserved seat. until this fucker on e right squeezed into e gap betw me n e lil girl!!

WHAT THE FUCK!!

tis fucker on e right (fucker A) was literally sitting on me lorz, asshole. then e lil girl felt uncomfy n had no choice but to give up her seat, then fucker A called fucker on e left (fucker B) to take e lil girl's seat.

THEN E 3 OF US SHARED SEATS MEANT FOR 2 PERSONS! WHAT THE FUCK!!

so i buey tahan, stood up n gave em both e fuckers my seat, while diao-ing em along e way. THEY RECEIVED MY DIAO WITHOUT SAYING NEITHER THANK U NOR SORRY!! FUCK U FUCKERS!!

i mean, if u are fucking old n cant walk i dont mind giving up my seat for u nicely, but both of u look so taitai rich n perfectly healthy, i expect u to be more civilised than this. FUCK Uss!!

e oni thing i regretted was tat i din say FUCK U right in ur face!! arghhhhh!!

so tat is hw, in broad daylight, qian got robbed... of her seat on e train.

U FUCKERS SHD GO BACK TO UR CTRY!!!

got carried away!

yay! day of e gala premiere at GV vivo!

beefie collected his tix! how gay did he look in his fb for hp sg to pick him as a male winner of their SATC fb contest sia. LOL.

camwhoring while waiting for ting.

i only knew tat i have e tix at 230am e same day (cuz beefie din check his mail -_-), so it was last min notification to ting to attend.

n initially stupid ting REJECTED me u noe! said she has things planned alr! when she's like all friggin telling her fren she's waiting for me to win e gala n bring her! grrrrr~~

then juz when i gave up on ting n jio-ed ttg n ttg was so excited, ting chged her mind n decided to go. duhhhhhhh. so sorry ttg, blame ting! lol.

take a photo w hp's latest laptop to be uploaded into their fb page n u'll get a free SATC souvenir! i've got mirror n notepad! free express mani too! i love e colour they did for me, grey w tint of purple. funkyyy!

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oh btw, there's only a pair of tix n beefie merely went to collect cuz he won it in his name, then he let me n ting go watch while he went home. LOL. aiya he wont appreciate e show anyways! hurhur.

n so, he is e bestest n heng-est beef in e world! thankie for e tix!! he literally made my dream come true lor. teehee.

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e gala is surprisingly not veri crowded as compared to SATC 1, i see no celebrities lor. duh. but still, i love e show! SATC rocks!!

e escapists!

income insur gave me 1-for-1 bdae voucher to escape! normal price for adult is $17.70, q ok lahz, given hw few rides e park has.

beefie all set for e hot weather. tho e skies were cloudy tat day, still q hot.

park wasnt crowded but we still queued 30min for go kart (q ok).

me squeezed into a super mini ferris wheel w beefie.

pirate ship's q was pretty fast tho, we went twice. 1x one auntie's sari kept flyin up n cover her face, whole ship lol-ed. 2x a pair of gays (beefie nt included) kept eyeing each other frm both ends of e ship n we'r like caught inbetw their crossfire lidat lor. LOL

mini plane! lol super funny seeing beefie fit into e tiny seat lol.

haunted hse was juz a scream-filled walk, tink beefie went deaf. ahahahaha.

fam coaster, as e name implies, was super no kick compared to e great white.

tis is e highlite of e park: wet n wild flume ride! hurhur i tink it's better than e one in ocean park cuz it has 2 drops. n i had a gd laugh at a dripping wet beefie! muahahaha. who ask him dont buy a poncho for himself too lol.

then there's bumper boats, which is where all my eyeliner came off cuz a friggin rascal kept aiming e watergun on e boat at my face arghhhh.

end of e day: 2 wet ducks. we were prepared for e heat, but nt e wetness. bah. can go once in a blue moon lahz huh. hehe.