Ngak and the DB

last last sun, the DB was window shopping when she saw Ngak....

Dumb Blonde: OMG Ngak! Ting loves him! Quick, let me take a picture of him for Ting!
Est & Babe.....: *looks on as the DB fished out my iPhone camera*
Dumb Blonde: Damn, my iPhone camera cannot zoom! Too small to be seen! Let me go download the app tat allows me to zoom.
Est & Babe.....: *cont to look on as i fumbled to download e app*
Dumb Blonde: OH!! I BROUGHT MY LUMIX CAMERA TODAY!!!
Est & Babe.....: *fell off chair* tat is sooooo DB!! faints.


LOLOLOL~

so, ting, love, this is for u! from ur fav DB! u know u love me, xoxo~ hahaha~

Ngak serenading the christmas crowd with "Baby, Dont You Break My Heart Slow" at Ion groundfloor, open space in front of Ferragamo.

The Casanova?

i was on e same job as tis notorious young manager in Jan, who is (in)famed to be a super buaya (ie. girl chaser) despite being married, plus he throws more shit down to e younger ones than they can handle.

let's call him De Bong.

De Bong was surprisingly soft-spoken, n he din throw as much shit down to me as i expected. but he did talk alot of crap with us, mostly on girl chasing tactics "that will definitely work".

in e Chapter of How To Make A Guy Fall For You:
De Bong advised tat girls must have long silky hair, n shampoo hair with e thickest n strongest-scented shampoo she can find. then go near enough so tat e guy can be besotted with e scent of her hair. it'll be best if she flips her hair in an attractive manner.

in e Chapter of How To Test If The Girl Likes You:
De Bong would ask e girl if she's tired, n then give her a neck massage w/o giving her a chance to say no. if she doesnt flinch at e "kind" gesture, she likes u.

in e Chapter of What To Do To Impress Her On First Dates:
De Bong thinks it's best to bring her to a quiet beach at night, n play e guitar for her, sing her a song u composed specially for her.
alternatively, if u live in a condo like De Bong, with a swimming pool tat plays soft music at night, bring her there and do a slow romantic dance with her.

How to Intensify The Passion:
Take her out on a spin (okay but 1stly u must own a car). Sit the girl on your lap at e driver's seat and make her control the steering wheel while u control e gear and pedals. oh but De Bong gently reminded guys not to try this at a road with heavy traffic.

What Qian Thinks:
De Bong watched too much tv. cant help but keep rolling my eyes when he said those. duhz.

1st post using blogger on iphone!

iphone rocks?

*checks hw tis post turned out*

iPhone ROCKS!!!! =P


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im nv fond of kids

but tis kid is realli, super, duper CUTE in this photo!

OMFG~~ LOL~

sorry i ripped this photo off TLL's blog, n i totally agree with her on e adorable part. haha.

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*edited*

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lulu: so tis kinda kid is ya type.. okay.. my kid might look like this.. if they follow my genes...

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LOLOL~~ XOXOXO~
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LESBOS

me..: okay i realised u and me n 6days in HK is abit long, i hope we dont get sick of each other after day 2 lol.
lulu: i want u to OD on me so tat when i'm gone to nyc for 3yrs, u need cold turkey.

xoxoxoxo!~

officially an iphoner!

im not dead yet! still here! but v preoccupied with my iphone!
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i love my iphone! it's e best techie thingie ever!

n i realised im almost the biggest tech idiot ever! after i tried to upload songs frm my laptop into my iphone, n still din succeed after 1 freakin hr!

even my boss is more techie than me! n every1 kept askin me why i buy iphone when im such a tech idiot! BAH~~

but still, i love my iphone! xoxoxoxo~
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dont love me!

me....: why u told her u love AND heart her but u only told me u heart me??
moon: ohh tats cuz she was there during my darkest days, always with me when i cry...
me....: hmm then i hope u'll nv love me, cuz tat means u'll have no more dark days...

awwwwww~~ ahehehehe~ LOL~

hilarious vietnam part 1

out of e blue during our 1st meal in hcm...

me.............: wat kinda person u wanna be in their nx life?

lijun n dor: *momentarily stunned by e qn*

me.............: i wanna be a blonde.

lijun n dor: LOLOLOL! tat is SO u!

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n subsequently during e trip i unwittingly did/said alotta silly things, which hence earned me e honorable title of "The Dumb Blonde".

BAH~ LOL~

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while seeking shelter frm e sudden downpour in War Remnant Museum...

me...: which ctry do u tink those ppl opposite us are from? they look exotic.

lijun: albanians.

me...: huh??? n how did u come up with such a leng men ctry???

lijun: it's a feel. LOL.

n subsequently during e trip lijun developed n consistently sustained a confused state of mind, which hence earned her e equally honorable title of "The Confused Albanian".

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dor..........: *taking photo* ready? stop munching on e bread. 1....... stop munching. 2...... STOP MUNCHING!!

lijun n me: LOL cannot stop! VERI hungry!

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at Notre Dame Cathedral, we wanted to get someone to help us take a group photo....

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then i saw tis japanese guy standing right in front of us, so i approached him. even b4 i said anything, he gave me tis knowing smile n stretched his hand out in anticipation to take over my camera. awwww so cute! n he looks cute too! lol~

as u can see, tat photo is too dark, so we wanted to take another one.

pink arrowed angmoh walked past, we asked him.

we were frantically asking e angmoh to rotate e camera to take portrait instead of landscape, but angmoh tot me n dor were posing for e photo n he clicked.

exasperated, i walked over to him to explain. but he tot his job is done, gave me a thumbs-up, n tried to return e camera to me....... -__-

so tis is e outcome of his 'thumbs-up' photo. LOL. as u can see, lijun is totally oblivious throughout the whole fiasco, as usual. hahaha.

in e end e angmoh's portrait-style photo oso cui, cannot see cathedral nor statue. duhz. blondes are not e only dumb ones lor.

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while duck-walking in Cu Chi Tunnel....

lijun: qian, u wanna take photo in e tunnel?? quick, gimme ur camera!

qian: *frantically fumbling for her camera n kept crashing into e tunnel walls* okay wait! ouch i hit my head! i cannot find my camera!!! ouch i hit my elbow! oh no, we'r reaching e end of e tunnel soon! CRAP, WHERE'S MY CAMERA??

dor.: *coolly* nvm nvm, dont panic, use my camera~~

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albanian, i helped u 'flower' away ur arm. heart n star both not big enough, so muz use flower~~~ LOL!

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Take 1

dor: qian, can u pose properly for e photo anot??

Take 2

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dor: wah lauz. i dont wanna take le, u keep tryin to be funny.

me: lol im too distracted by e ice cream lah!

hehe~

qianism

u cant fight love. and u cant fight death. so, u cant fight pain.

love u, and u, lah! sooooo muchie~~~~

some gong person tried to make a lame wager with lulu, over me, n lu's response to tat was...
"diaoz... u are treating my best fren like a commodity... abit off lor"

i took one day to realise how touched i am by tat response of hers. LOL.
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ah moon's bf bot some funky n supposedly yummy instant coffee frm viet, n ah moon gave me one packet every morn. mon was irish cream, tue was mocha, wed was hazelnut cappucino.

me: how many packets do u bring everyday?
moon: 2 lor, i bring 2 packets everyday.
me: why only 2?
moon: 1 for u, 1 for me mah.

so many ppl in office n she only brings coffee for me~~~ i nv bring her anything b4... *guilty*

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this other colleague has been byo-ing this guy in our building. ah moon told her....
"i tink he has e potential jerk face, dont go for him lahz. dont u to get hurt."
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was telling ah moon how frustrated over work i am on mon, then awhile later she suddenly turned up at my seat with a pair of starbucks belgian waffles tat smelled so good, with this note tat warmed my heart so much~~~~~~

awwwww~~~ n all i did in return is to ask ah moon if she comes in e male form but less round. LOL~
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sorry, both are attached/married, n they can only be found in Qian's Circle of Trust! =)))

this is a private family 'joke'....

mum: u noe, e skinny popo is being hospitalised nw. persistent fever, water retention in e lungs, virus infection in e blood stream... things are not looking gd....
me...: huh but it's not yet 2mths since e last funeral!

haizzzzzz. donno wat to say. i tink when im old, i mite wanna do e same too, go to e nether world almost tog with my family/friends.... i miss my yeye~ =((

the man ban is on!

my girl frens were talking to my guy fren...

girl A: i dont want taohuas le.
guy...: ya u shd stick to porridge for now, no meat.
girl A: yep, so why not i give u my taohuas?? MALE! LOL!
guy...: dun wan. tmd why u keep pushing me to the gay side
girl B: yeah im trying to intro A to a guy, until she came up with the man ban
girl A: THE MAN BAN IS ON!

LOL. i love how she phrased it, MAN BAN. it's hard for me not to love these ppl.

yes the man ban is on! heng im not a man! hoho~~

# ho chi minh #

3 members in e travelgrp: e mult-functional mortal, e confused albanian and e dumb blonde
16.60SGD midnite cab to e confused albanian's house for a lift from her to e airport
715am jetstar 3K555 flight to ho chi minh
2hrs flight frm sg to hcm
1hr time diff betw sg n hcm
196 bui vien saigon mini hotel 5
12min walk frm hotel to ben thanh
4 daily visits to ben thanh
∞ (infinity) times harassed by vietnamese salesgirls at ben thanh
3 cute japanese guys helped us took photos at Notre Dame Cathedral
1 dumb angmoh who donno how to take photos
1/2 day cu chi tunnel tour at 5USD/pax
3 days of aching legs from e 25m duck walk in e cu chi tunnel
1 day mekong delta tour at 9USD/pax
45min interesting cycling experience at rural mekong delta town
2 times nearly molested by unpro vietnamese pervs
1 massage/mani/pedi each
4 glasses of vietnamese ice coffee at pho 2000
4 adidas/nike tees for my parents
4 bags purchased (n none are handbags! so proud of myself! haha)
1 extra luggage brought back (pls tink twice b4 u buy Jet Light)
139USD brought there cuz nobody knew there were so many things to buy there!
30SGD exchanged at local jewelry shop cum money changer
1,000,000VND withdrawn from viet ATM (pls apply for a Cirrus ATM card, will prove to be a life saver when u've exhausted all USDs n SGDs)
27 mrt stops betw pasir ris n boon lay (dor's mum kindly dropped me at pasir ris instead, higher chance of getting a seat)
4 happie days in hcm! =))

TRUE-ly sucks

im veri pissed off by TRUE fit and TRUE yoga! they'r always jam-packed at e popular after-work hours! n u hafta booked 2 bloody days in advance for their classes! WTH. argh.

usually for TRUE fit's yoga classes, i juz hafta walk in, no needa book. but when i walked in juz nw, e funky lady at e counter who kept calling me 'darling' said it's fully booked, even e freaking waiting list for e class is full! WTH.

so i walked over to e definitely-muz-book-in-advance TRUE yoga hoping to get lucky, tat i can juz walk into an available class on e spot. only to find out tat e only available class on e spot is a BOLLYWOOD DANCE class. n the nx available yoga class is like 45min later! WTH.

super pissed, i stormed outta TRUE yoga n into their lift lobby, n saw a salesperson walking a prospect to e lobby as well. once e salesperson left, i immed told e prospect tat TRUE sucks! LOLOLOL. i hope im convincing enough! BAH.

n also, im frustrated with tis particular breed of humans lately, so i've decided to keep as low profile as possible n swear off tis particular breed of humans. if i stay away frm u, u'll noe tat u'r tat particular breed of humans! hahaha. BAH.

mcbealism part 2

"those who do not want to settle with just anyone, often end up settling with no one."

"there are some ppl who will have one big love in their life, and there will be some who are destined to be alone all their life."

tat sounds so damn pathetic, n scaryyyyyy. are u afraid??