in e mood for some nailart

latest creation. i tink it looks like chinese fire crackers, n most ppl said it looks weird. oh well.

angelina jolie is soooo prettyyyyy!

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aint she gorgeous??

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beefie said her exquisite features are all fake so he refused to admit tat she's pretty. but then in my opinion, as long as pretty n natural n unique, doesnt matter fake or not!

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oh one exception is e whole bunch of female korean stars who underwent surgery to get e mainstream popular kind of eyes n nose, only to end up looking identical to each other. duh.

anyways, pt is, i tink angelina jolie is darn pretty! awwww~

LC humour

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there's been considerable debate over whether non-LC ppl will get our humour. read these convos tat made me go 乐毛 in office on a daily basis n let me noe if u 乐毛ed too!

乐毛 - Laugh My Ass Off aka LMAO
乐摇 - Laugh Your Ass Off aka LYAO
若飞 - Roll On Floor Laughing aka ROFL
飞毛 - Fuck My Life aka FML

ahahahaha lame~~~

anon: siann, seems like everyone cant make it on time for timbre
me…: wah then how? If nobody reaches at 7pm then e table will be gone.
anon: im not gonna look like one loser there choping 14 seats. fuck, do I look like a huge packet of tissue paper??

AHAHAHAHAHA.

(fyi, paper chasers in raffles place use tissue papers to chope seats during lunchtime)

me: u go do survey, see if ppl say u'r weirdo
me: but pls dont ask ur bf, cuz i tink he's blind
me: AHAHAHAHA.
sab: -_____________________-
sab: u know wat, i think u'r a 远王 retard
me: wtf is yuan wang
me: HOR!!
me: FAR-KING!
me: OMFG I NOE U!! WE CONNECT!! WAHAHAHAHA.
sab: AHAHAHAHAHA. im amazed.
me: omg nw i wanna do e ET connect pointing index fingers shit w u

farking retards.

team lead: zi dong abit ah, The Storm worked veri late for 2 nights leow, so mood prob not v gd...
me...........: alrightys, i get u
me...........: *auto mode*
team lead: cover yourself abit
me...........: *puts on bullet-proof raincoat*

LOLs.

ttg: u are an airhead too, just less of one compared to jennie
me: ahehehe
me: airheads unite show our might!
me: earth! fire! water!
me: errrr
me: wood! metal!
ttg: WTF u think captain planet
ttg: if airheads unite, u shd shout out DB things, not those!
me: diamonds! bags! dresses! louboutins!
me: LOL hilarious, fucking airheads

DB stands for Dumb Blondes. my kakis in LC somehow all have e same hair colour, ie. blond. lols.

me: yest i painted my own nails... sapphire blue
ttg: its a dark colour yea? ur normal colour...
me: yeah cuz malays usually more suited to dark nail colours
me: selamat hari raya
ttg: hahhaha y nv do greeeeen
me: ehhh lidat i will bite my own fingers when im eatin ketupat over e wkend
ttg: LOLSSSS
ttg: so how did u celebrate hari raya on fri? lol
me: hmm thu i alr celebrated one round by mj-ing w lionel n co... then fri i went mellben n ordered mongolian pork ribs...

im sorta known as fatimah in LC cuz everyone's juz shocked by how naturally tanned my skin colour is.... im not proud of tat, but i've learned to accept e fact. heh.

moley......: tmr lunch let's go eat burger king..
yuanwang: wah fast food, FATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
moley......: u can do with some, else wind blow blow u away
yuanwang: no lorsss, it's all congregated at the belly and the butt
yuanwang: so when i sit down u tot i look un-fat
yuanwang: truth is im damn fat. imma triangle man.
moley......: eh.. triangle is a shape.. u're in shape =p
yuanwang: den lidat circle also in shape mans.
yuanwang: IM FOREVER IN SHAPE! HAHAHAHAHAHHA

seriously i tink yuanwang is neither a triangle nor circle nor tranny. ahahahaha.

okies tats all for nw. so, u wanna join us Ledger Controllers? we'r (mostly) a fun bunch! hehe.
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happie lantern festival!

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e overaged kid in me dragged beefie to carry lanterns w me last sat, at e most appropriate of places: my house downstairs. ahahahaha.

wanted to go little guilin but then there's no trains betw jurong east n bt batok this wkend, n after e trauma of a similar train disruption betw jurong east n clementi last last wkend, decided not to brave it to go little guilin.

beefie's free RWS lantern frm sheng siong tat my mum got frm spending >$10. ahahahahaha.
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tink both of us look q cok carryin e lanterns when ppl around us carrying lanterns are at least half our ages.

my astro (not astral) boy lantern! hehe.

im not a fan of mooncakes, but still ate some after lantern carrying to complete e whole mid autumn festival experience. lols.

oh last wk my team lead treated us to Home Favourites durian mooncake! 1 normal size mooncake costs like $15 lor, bloody ex for durian+flour.

looks gross but it's q yummy lah, abit too sweet for my liking tho. but still, v nice of my team leadddddddd! her money too much, i stand to gain! hoho.

moon round ppl reunion, have a happie festival ppls!

moonss

1x red half moon on my ankle, courtesy of beefie. i tink he's secretly helping me fit into the mid-autumn moon-gazing festive mood.

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so wat happened was, ECP last sat, beefie juz stopped his bicycle in front of me without warning, i slammed my ankle into my pedal when sudden braking lor. BAH.

REAL cycling with actual bicycles okayyy, lionel!! FU FU FU!! LOLs.

4x silver half moons on my fingernails. super maxi epic failed attempt at doing a half moon manicure for myself. it's supposedly e most "in" mani now.

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it's supposed to look sth like this:

.bah.

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manicurists are not called professionals for nothing. so juz pay for it, sucker!!

it's ASUS!

after much deliberation n consulting many many ppls (who unfortunately are as clueless abt laptops as me), i finally decided on ASUS!

ASUS X42JR from COMEX 5 Sep 2010

i7-720QM

ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5470 VRAM DDR3 1GB

14" HD (LED BL)

500GB HDD

4GB RAM

DVD SuperMulti Double Layer Drives

Win 7 Premium

3 yrs warranty

1 yr Norman antivirus (not NorTON hor)

1 laptop carrying bag

1 optical mouse

1 cleaning kit

1 stereo headphones

1 zipper laptop case

S$1,398 on citibank 0% 12-month instalment

(do u even noe wat im talking abt?? lols)

e final 2 candidates were ASUS n HP Pavilion dv3, HP had e same specs but was $100 more ex n 0.7" smaller screen, so decided to take ASUS! hehe. happy qian~

but hor, not advisable to hang out long in comex, it's super crowded n noisy, felt extremely irritable after awhile.

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bangla cum IT helpdesk for e day, doing his poser shot. lols. thankssss beefieeeeee~~

so far so gd w the lappy, but im having a hard time using Win 7, been an XP girl all these while lor. n i tink Win 7 kinda suck, microsoft shd nv try to fix things tat aint broken (ie. XPs) juz to earn more money (ie. Win 7 license fees). tsk tsk~

Fired Up!

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saw this movie while channel surfing. pretty trashy show abt these 2 boys who ditched football to join cheer camp in order to make out w the hot cheerleaders. but e movie is hilarious max!!

coach............: Let's hear some noise over here!!
cheerleaders: Noise over here!!!
coach............: Are u fired up??
cheerleaders: We'r fired up!!
coach............: How do u spell 'fired up'??
cheerleaders: F-U!
coach............: What does F-U spell??
cheerleaders: Fired up!!
coach............: Damn straight F-U! U're at university now, Fired Up University! We'r gonna take it right to the top of F-U!!
cheerleaders: F-U! F-U!!

AHAHAHAHAHA. LOLs.

love e part where e 2 boys cheered naked (cuz e squirrels stole their clothes), with e pompoms covering their "flailing" bananas. ahahaha i nearly ROFL at it. hehe.

unexpectedly entertaining for a seeingly trashy show. hurhur. watch if u need a friggin gd laugh!
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omfg latest population count for sg

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e YOG ppl kept saying e ppl here are nice, but did they meet singaporeans or did they meet those filippinos/indonesians/india indians/china chinese working/studying here?? cuz we all noe tat singaporeans are not nice har. haiz.

http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_573395.html

a whopping 36% [=(5.08m-3.23m)/5.08m*100%] of e singapore population are NOT singaporeans! meaning tat for every 10 person on our streets, 4 of em are foreigners!! omgggggggg.

http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_573457.html

this cannot go on.

SO, my dear singaporean friendsssss, HAVE MORE KIDS!! HAVE AT LEAST 3 KIDS PER COUPLE PLSSSSS!! CQH WILL BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL TO U!! u will be CQH's saviour!!

oh com'on, KIDS ARE SOOOOOOOOO CUTEEEEEEEEEE!! have more lah! juz bear in mind NOT to bring ur kids anywhere near me....
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this shd be e last of YOG fanatic post

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beefie was horrified tat i walked e whole 150m stretch of YOG superstore along orchard road to take pictures of lyo & merly on e walls of e store! w my lousy iphone 3GS camera somemore! lols.

super confident to say tat i've done my part as a singaporean in supporting e YOG lor.
NOBODY around me is remotely as siao onz abt e YOG than me can. hurhur.

merlyyyyyyy!!! sorry iphone camera no flashlight ah.

aquatic lyo & merly, plus gay ghost w a kate spade handbag. ahahahaha.

i love this picture e most! so cuteeee! hehe.

e huggable size plushies are all sold out, so sad. no chance to even fall below $3.99 lor wtf.

darling fling notified me of a lobang for e plushies, but it's e smaller size de i dont want.
still, v wu sim of her! xoxoxoxo!

so i bot handphone chains instead! 50% off, so in e end it's $14.90 total for both lyo & merly.

so sad, YOG officially ended when e YOG superstore n YOG channel on starhub officially closed
yesterday.

btw, food for thought: have u ever noticed that e YOG opened on 14 Aug, 一世發 (148 whole life prosper)??
bimbo qian realised it herself de k! hehe.

olympic games i juz dont get

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modern penthalon

for this YOG, it's a combi of fencing+swimming+shooting+running.

seems to me like it's an event for athletes who are jacks of all trades but masters of none lor.

e shooting part is not even e orthodox air rifle shooting (which is an olympic event) lor, it's some laser shooting thingy.

actually i oso dont understand fencing. everyone's all wrapped up, cant even see em leh, i feel pissed tat i cant see faces. lols.

equestrian

modern day ppl dont ride horses anymore! such an ancient activity lidat, n mostly for e rich ppl who can afford it.

but i do recognise e difficult of mastering e "sport". u cfm cant ctrl e horse as well as u can ctrl ur own body, so in a way swimmers got it easier.

eh my colleagues told me abt tis pretty saudi arabian equestrienne, Dalma Malhas, won bronze in one of e event. loveeeee her electric green eyes man!

hockey

sorry tky n zzg, but i find there's toooooo many ppl n toooooo many sticks in hockey, n the field is sooooo big yet e ball is sooooo small, cant see! ahahahaha.

oh but i tink e hockey uniforms are very flattering on e girls. yumssss.

handball

neither basketball nor football, dont understand wat they'r tryin to be. plus, players' n esp goalkeepers' uniforms are sibehhhhhhhhhh fugly!!

gymnastics

is more of art than sports, but e gymnasts' moves are so pretty n they must possess immense strength in order to pull off their routine, so i'll give it to em. n i like watching gymnastics actually. hurhur.

diving

i dont understand hw they judge whether it's a gd dive or not. stimes e splash is big, but still high pts. stimes e legs are nt aligned, but still high pts. weirdddddd.

but hor, tom daley is soooooooooooo cuteeeeeeee!! lols.

pehcon kept telling me not to be a pedophile when i was gushing abt tom daley.

but com'on, imagine a 16-yr-old having a bod like tat! helloooo, look at e 1st diving photo, tats tom daley too! got hair one okay!! not kid anymore!! AHAHAHAHAHA.

omg cute n talented. he alr won gold medal in beijing 2008 olympics when he was juz 14 yrs old, i tink. gushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ahehehe.

e oni YOG athlete i came upclose was on e train, in front of me at e reserved seat. he's frm some middle east ctry de. doesnt look hot athletic-ish at all, n had his legs stretched out n shopping bags all over e floor in a crowded train. duhhhh. n i saw ZERO young cute hot angmohs in jurong pt tho everyone reported spotting loadsa em there!! BAHHHHHH.

anyways i noticed ALOT of YOG buses plying ntu-boonlay bus interchg, n they are ALWAYS EMPTY!! anyone noes why???

bye bye, youth olympic games

we'r early!! beefie went at 5+ to chope seats, i arrived at 6+ right after work.

The Float is packed de lor. my mum said there's a black mkt for e YOG closing ceremony tix, as high as 5x e original price. mine's $40 de, wld nv sell it for e world man.
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our seats are pretty gd, near e stage n as centre as our light blue tickets allow. hurhur.

e ticket is 3-in-1: admission ticket, ez-link card (w 4 complimentary train rides n free unlimited bus rides for e day!) n cash card.

we sat right beside e YOG congregation, when they strolled in i was frantically searching for tom daley (omgggggg cuteeeeeeee), only to realised tat those are juz coaches n officials, no hot young cute athletes... -_-

view to e left of The Float is e Flyer, on e right is our beautiful sg skyscrapers..

can u see SLT?? i love e view all around The Float man, n love e design of our olympic torch!

when LKY built e Flyer, MBS, The Float, The Sail, Esplanade, n moved e Merlion, did he do all this in prep of such a big international event??? so tat e whole world can marvel at our splendid skyline??

so hor, no matter wat those few pampered n opinionated singaporeans might criticise abt Mr Lee, n complained tat we have no freedom of speech watever, witnessing wat we have nw, im veri thankful that we have Mr Lee. *salutes* hurhur no, i dont work for PAP.

found e YOG tattoos in e goodie bag n started tattooing ourselves!

there's tis hearty lights in e goodie bag as well, n Lyo hat tat blinks at e top! hurhur interesting. pretty gd stuffs in a free goodie bag, there's oso a muffin n bottle of water n poncho.

after waiting for almost 2hrs, e once-in-my-lifetime ceremony finally started! some sg rapper warmed up e crowd.

then after tat we supposedly went live on tv worldwide, but i donno why they spent like 10min herding e athletes. my guess is sth went wrong w the itinerary there, oh well.

alot were olympic protocol in e event, actually. nth much of original performance by sg. when it's time for e sg flag n anthem, there's a sudden swell of patriotism in me. i love singapore!! lols.

rainer ng gave a speech thanking e YOG volunteers, isabelle li marched in bearing e olympic flag, teo ser luck passed on e flag to nanjing where e 2014 YOG will be held. n then our olympic vortex flame was extinguished. awwwww~~

plastic white doves were released as a sign of peace. tho they juz look like a bunch of white dotty mess here. innovative idea, but wonder wat e environmentalists wld say. haha.

then e music came on for e athletes n audience to PAAAAAR-TYYYYY! atmosphere was quite fantastic, ppl cheering n dancing a lil.

n of cuz, spectacular fireworks for a smashing end to YOG 2010! awesome tons of fireworks! gosh, we'r rich! hoho.

there was a montage of e games, so touching lehz. hw i wish i was an athlete. too bad during my time there's no YOG, else i cfm sign up for national shooting team n train damnnnn hard. too lateeeeee~

everything has to end... sads. it lasted 1.5hrs only tho, wish it cld be longer lor.

e athletes left a trail of rubbish behind em, but our diligent "hygiene officers" were alr standing by to clean up after em. singapore mah, cleanliness freaks. lols.

beefie acting cute while we waited for e crowd to disperse. took us q awhile to get to raffles place mrt wor, e ceremony ended at 930pm, we reached mrt at 1020pm i tink.

WE ENJOYED THE INAUGURAL YOUTH OLYMPIC GAMES CLOSING CEREMONY!! WELL DONE, SINGAPORE!!! WE LOVEEEEEE YOUUUUUUU!!! *screams*